Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Randomize
