Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Im part way to drunk.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
Randomize
