Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
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She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
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so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
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