Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
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is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
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Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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