Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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