Pregnant stripper...not hot.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
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she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
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Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
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