What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
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youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
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So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
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