week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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