ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
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Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
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She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
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Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
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