Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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