I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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