I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
Me too!
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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