Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
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Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
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It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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