How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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