dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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