North Korea, Best Korea!
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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