Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
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