If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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