Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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