can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
God, you're like boner-b-gone
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
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hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
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I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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