I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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