The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
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Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
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This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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