Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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