google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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