scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
Randomize
