Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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