I want to walk on stilts...naked
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
