so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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