dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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