So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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