you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
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she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
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Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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