Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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