this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
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Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
Randomize