I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
I wish you could order shots online.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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