we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
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it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
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That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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