Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
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