just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
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You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
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Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
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