Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
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and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
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You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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