nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
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