Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
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ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
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I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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