I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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