Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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