I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
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Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
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There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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