i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Green mimosas i think yes
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
this is an emotional support booty call
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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