Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
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so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
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My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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