We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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