Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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