Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
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so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
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I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
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