We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Randomize
