Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
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Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
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