There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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