I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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