Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
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two words...techno handjob
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
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Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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