I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
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Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
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Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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