HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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