I can text with my tongue
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
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i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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