At least make sure they are 18
Why
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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