Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
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Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
NoShamevember. You game?
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
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Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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