I have demons in me.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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